동료분이 공유해주신 내용을 퍼 둡니다^^;
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Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document nine months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
HR Manager is a person who believes a donkey can deliver a human baby if given nine months.
번호 | 제목 | 글쓴이 | 날짜 | 조회 수 |
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공지 | 횡설수설... | 파이팅건맨 | 1999.09.11 | 7011 |
» | [펌] Business Roles and Designations - for a baby [1] | 파이팅건맨 | 2013.05.24 | 6327 |
공지 | 음, 네트웍 셤 망쳤당... .^.^; [1] | 파이팅건맨 | 1999.10.16 | 5643 |
13 | e-mail을 이용하여 컴퓨터 교육을 합니다. | 윤희준 | 1999.11.25 | 1207 |
12 | 어이구 대라... | 파이팅건맨 | 1999.11.10 | 1227 |
11 | 이젠 기대하지 않는다. | 파이팅건맨 | 1999.11.05 | 743 |
10 | 오늘, 동기회 했쥐... | 파이팅건맨 | 1999.11.03 | 1374 |
9 | 왜 이러지..윽... | ropik | 1999.10.27 | 1452 |
8 | 아, 허무... ... ... . | 파이팅건맨 | 1999.10.22 | 1638 |
7 | 음, 네트웍 셤 망쳤당... .^.^; [1] | 파이팅건맨 | 1999.10.16 | 5643 |
6 | 음? | 파이팅건맨 | 1999.10.03 | 1831 |
5 | 내 전공은 홈페쥐가 아냐...^.^;; | 파이팅건맨 | 1999.09.19 | 1662 |
4 | 매번 다짐하건만... . | 파이팅건맨 | 1999.09.16 | 1500 |
3 | 쓰러지겠다... | ropik | 1999.09.15 | 1950 |
2 | 여긴 압구정 In Seoul. | 파이팅건맨 | 1999.09.13 | 4714 |
1 | 횡설수설... | 파이팅건맨 | 1999.09.11 | 7011 |
Security Manager is a person who wants to see how make a baby.
Anycall Seller is a person who knows baby more than baby's parents.
(내가 써본거...ㅎㅎ)